Comedians can be the high point of your event. They can promise your guests a fun, funny and entertaining show and they can deliver it.
Your guests will always remember your party because they’ll never forget how hard they laughed at the comedian you hired.
Or the comedian can be the low point of your event. They can be gross, offensive and dirty or just plain not funny. Your guests will never forget your party and be sure to tell all your friends who may have missed it, how horrible the comedian was. Even worse, your sainted grandmother will be mad at you for hiring that foul mouth comedian who ruin the party with his ‘potty mouth’
Well if you want to make sure you’re guests are offended, grossed out or just plain unamused by the comedian you hired, then simply follow these few tips to ensure you get a rotten, offensive, unfunny, overpriced comedian.
1) DON’T look at the comedian’s video – Even though the internet can find a comedian’s video clip faster than you can type ‘comedian’s video clip’, if you want to make sure you know nothing about them or their humor, do NOT watch their clip. Face it, you’d rather save five minutes right now and worry later about the 30 minutes of torture some stinky comedian will put your guests through at the event. Right?
2) PAY whatever they ask for – Here you have a 50/50 chance. You could find one of those overpriced comic or a comedian who charges very little. Either way, they’ll probably both stink as you didn’t care to look at their video in the first place.
3) TELL them to say whatever they want – Don’t worry about the small children, old people or senior management that’s present at your party or event, the comedian is the ‘professional’ (I guess) and he or she knows what to say. There’s no point in telling them not to curse in front of the kids. That usually ensures they will.
4) DON”T visit www.gigmama.com – People who are looking for talent for their event who use GigMama.com usually find the perfect entertainment for their event at the perfect price and have an absolutely smashing time with their comedian (who all the guests love as well).
Without a doubt, if you want make sure you get a rotten comedian who will make sure your guests have a rotten time, DON’T use GigMama.com
